What if the tumblr logo was in comic sans?

as-seenon-tv:

talking-pigeon:

messed-up-logic:

Like it went from

to

Reblog it and look at your blog!

Holy shit go look

lulz-time:

theclearlydope:

The mustache that this city needs.

(Source: Spotify)

all-four-cheekbones:

whythefuckareyouromeo:

wtfshiroko:

Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons

by JoshuaSaundersMusic

Well that took me 0.01 seconds to reblog

I imagine this playing in a brutal fight scene, explosions everywhere, smoke and debris flying in slow motion, while the bots charge into battle in absolute horror of what is happening.

trulysophisticat:

littleprincessvegan:

lifeofonelovelywife:

luckymama:

theyaremineandiamtheirs:

mommyvee:

Like 4 people come to mind.. #smh

See, I hate these. Yes, I’m on food stamps and I have an iPhone. I got it when I had a decent paying job and when I wasn’t on assistance. My mom helps with my bill because I’m on her family plan.
I have nice things, yes. I use a Coach purse and a Prada wallet. The Coach purse was a gift from my dad for Christmas and the wallet was from when I was living at home and working with no bills.
Just because someone has nice things doesn’t mean they don’t need assistance.

Pawn Shop, Thrift Stores, a friend could give them a “luxury” item. I’m not on them, but assuming they bought it, is just as bad.

Seriously… Expecting a person on food stamps to have next to nothing because they are having a hard time NOW is bullshit. My mom had our family on food stamps for a while, but that didn’t change the fact that before she lost her job, I had some nice clothes and a cell phone. It didn’t change the fact that we drove a decent (practically new) car. We weren’t gonna automatically get rid of everything nice so that we fit your idea of what people on welfare should look like.

“YOU CANT ENJOY YOUR LIFE BECAUSE YOURE ON FOODSTAMPS SO YOU MUST ABSOLUTELY NEVER ENJOY LIFE.”

Oh my fucking god all of this.

first joined tumblr:

woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits
me now:

woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits

Socialism:

You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism:

You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism:

You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism:

You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism:

You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism:

You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation:

You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation:

You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation:

You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation:

You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation:

You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation:

You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation:

Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture:

'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism:

You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism:

You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist:

You have 2 doomed cows...
Atheism:

You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation:

You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation:

You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Russia:

You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
PETA:

You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
Moffat:

You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
Hussie:

You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
Romney:

You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
Once-ler:

You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
Old Spice:

You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
An Irish Corporation:

You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Tumblr:

You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
Also Tumblr:

I give you a hamburger.
Cows:

The shit you go through.
This post:

Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

(Source: damianodefense)

heyfunniest:

i play this everyday to motivate myself

(Source: )

paranoidandroidz:

erinsuxx:

finally done the story of the “virgin” mary and her immaculate conception for my sequential art final. very happy with how this came out/that it’s finished.

this may offend some people but I thought it was pretty funny

pinkandporcelain:

if we could all stop for a minute and see the depth in this, we’d all be one step closer to being a more understanding sort of people.

youngrecklesstupid:

eyesonfirre:

massugarr:

omfg why are you doing this to me

who gave u the right

no matter how many times this gos on my dash i shall always reblog.

(Source: kingandqueen)